THE
GLAMOROUS LIFE OF SACHIKO HANAI
Original Title: HATSUJ KATEIKY-SHI SENSEI NO AIJIRU [Horny Home Tutor: Teacher's Love Juice]
director: Mitsuru Meike and Takao Nakano
starring: Emi Kuroda · Yukijiro Hotaru · Takeshi ito
Yeah, this
is a Japanese Pink Film. That means there's a sex-scene every 10 minutes
or so. And yeah, these are not homogenized sex scenes (although soft core,
they are nasty, sometimes meanspirited with lots of pumping, puncuated
with explosions of cum).
But surrounding the prerequisite sex is this jaw-dropping plot:
Sachiko Hanai
is a prostitute who specializes in teacher-student role-playing (thus
the original title Horny Home Tutor: Teacher's Love Juice). During
a coffee-break at a corner cafe, she becomes the victim of a shootout,
getting shot squarely in the forehead. She continues to live (and turn
tricks) despite the lethal hole in her head. Only now, her IQ has gone
through the roof and she engages in philosophical discussions with genius
professors. Then... she finds George W. Bush's cloned finger in a cigar
case. President George W [the movie is set in 2006] appears on TV, talks
about the Iraq War and the "Bush Technique" while giving her the
finger (sexually, of course). Before long, a North Korean agent kidnaps
Sachiko and Bush's finger. The bad guy hopes to use the finger to activate
a remote nuclear weapon hidden inside a nearby cave.
See the movie;
melt your brain.
A
Japanese import; widescreen (2.35:1), uncut (90 min.) version in DVD
encoded for ALL REGION NTSC, playable on any American DVD machine; in
Japanese language with English subtitles; lots of extras including original
theatrical trailer.
Violence/Adult
Material/Full Frontal Nudity/ Gore/Graphic Simulated Sex Scenes
For 18+ only