(654) WHITE POP JESUS (1980) esoteric Luigi Petrini
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Jesus
comes back to Earth,
gets a girlfriend and challenges the Mafia...
Also Known As:
EL PROFETA POP (Spanish)
[The Pop Prophet]
director: Luigi Petrini
starring: Awana Gana · Stella Carnacina · Gisela Hahn · Tony Schneider
· Gianni Magni · Crippy Yocard
The films
opens as Jesus leaves Heaven (a place that appears to be an insane asylum)
and then emerges from the ocean in modern-day Italy. He then materializes
in the office of Lattuga Pop, a sexy accountant who is about to be kidnapped
by two Mafia goons. Apparently, mob boss Playboy Smith wanted her for
himself. But Jesus foils their attempt - through his hypnotic powers -
and sends them scurrying away. Lattuga immediately falls head-over-heels
in love with Jesus and suggests that they "get it on." He is
frustrated by her sexual advances and explains that 'it's not permitted.'
However, a bit later - after being tempted by the Devil and his perverted
hippies - Jesus talks to God [his father] about the predicament. God tells
him to go for it (!), advising him only to avoid politics and that "messy
business with the wooden cross." So, Jesus hooks
up with Lattuga and they start gathering more followers. In the process,
the Messiah angers the Mafia gangsters [who claim they have always been
the anointed protectors of the Church] and he alienates the brother of
Lattuga Pop, an accident-prone police commissioner named Vito. There's
lots more... including revolutionary nuns with machines guns, a musical
interlude about the scourge of drug abuse [as a spiky haired ballerina
transforms into a giant syringe], a den of free-love shoplifting hippies,
and the eventual emergence of 'rock star' Jesus.
This
esoteric motion picture is written and directed by Luigi Petrini with
virtually no self awareness. Seemingly, he was unable to distinguish between
what's good and what's not, or - perhaps more pressing - what's acceptable
and what's artistically bankrupt. Jesus is played by Awana Gana [in his
only film] encrusted in a smarmy, polyester shell that drastically challenges
his co-star Stella Carnacna at every turn. She, an Italian pop singer,
is also the veteran of numerous cult films including the leading role
in Mario Gariazzo's SEXORCIST.
The third star is German-born Gisela Hahn, a popular actress with tons
of experience but very little screen time here. She is a well known genre
diva [from Fernando Di Leo's BOSS
OF THE CITY] who also made Luigi Cozzi's ALIEN
CONTAMINATION and Jess Franco's SEX
CANNIBAL earlier in 1980. This would be Luigi Petrini's final
film, lensed two years after his hit DAY
OF VIOLENCE.
The music
and songs (yes, this motion picture could be considered a musical, probably
initially conceived as a edgy knockoff of Jesus Christ Superstar)
was written by the team of Franco Bixio and Vince Tempera, recognized
for a wide variety of movie soundtracks ranging from NEST
OF VIPERS to MANAOS.
An
Italian film with optional English subtitles; widescreen format,
uncut 88 minutes; DVD encoded for ALL REGION NTSC WORLD FORMAT.
Violence/Sexual
Situations/Drugs/Religious Weirdness
for Mature Audiences